update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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