why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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