Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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