And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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