Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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