HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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