I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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