good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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