Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Never joke about your clitoris.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
