What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Randomize
