So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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