wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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