You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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