I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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