her vagine was all disorganized.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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