suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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