At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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