didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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