I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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