i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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