I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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