does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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