Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
from now on my penis is your penis
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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