You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Randomize
