Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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