Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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