is your mom at the bar?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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