I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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