Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Oh god it's open bar.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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