um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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