We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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