The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
