Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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