Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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