After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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