If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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