is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This is my gift to your gina
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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