Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Houston, we have a blender
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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