So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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