What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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