whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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