His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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