I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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