Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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