nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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