honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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