why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
His nipple licking is glorious
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