I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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