I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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