This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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