Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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