i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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