Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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