Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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